老婆經常會問:「我和你老媽同時掉水裡,先救誰呢?」(煩不煩!?)
讓我們先來看看古人是怎麼做的。。。。
【孟子】
從小死了老爸,老媽拉扯我不容易,為了讓我健康成長,又搬了三次的家,給我吃好的穿好的,為得就是讓我有出息。
老媽和老婆落水當然先救老媽了,萬惡淫為首,百善孝為先嘛!![](http://l.yimg.com/f/i/tw/blog/smiley/4.gif)
老婆死了我可以再找一個,老媽死了可不能再找一個 ,再找一個那就是後媽了。
聽說後媽沒幾個好的。![守口如瓶 守口如瓶](/jscript/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/img/e-15.gif)
世上只有媽媽好,沒媽的孩子像根草。![天啊 天啊](/jscript/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/img/025.gif)
老媽,我來救你了!
撲通一聲孟子跳下了水。
【周幽王】
老婆和老媽落水了當然得先救老婆了。
想當年俺為了逗親愛的褒姒笑一笑,連江山都不要了,連自己的小命都不要了,何況是老媽?
再說這死老太婆在立太子的時侯老是偏向俺弟弟,害得俺差點都沒當成太子。
情深深雨濛濛,我對妳的愛很深,褒姒我來救妳了。![愛你喲! 愛你喲!](/jscript/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/img/e-13.gif)
周幽王撲通一聲跳進了水裡。
【劉備】
兄弟如手足,老婆如衣服,衣服破尚可補,手足斷安可續?只要俺二弟和三弟沒掉水裡就行了,其它人俺可不管他。
老婆、老媽,妳們死的好慘呀!![痛哭 痛哭](/jscript/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/img/e-9.gif)
劉備一頭栽在河邊上嚎嚎大哭起來。
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