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PolitenessMan PolitenessMan is quick to sense the possibility of rudeness- PolitenessMan:Oh, Oh!(He is reading The Daily Doily. The headline is Vanderfeller Child KIDNAPPED!!) At a mountain hideout(baby crying) The Kidnapper: Keep that kid quiet! I'm 'trying' ta paste together dis ransom note! PolitenessMan: Just a moment. The Kidnapper:Wha? PolitenessMan: The formal social note is ALWAYS written by hand... And it is constructed like this- Date Address(on business letter only) My dear___, The statement of whatever is purpose of the note. Most Sincerely, Signature Later on, at the Vanderfeller Mansion... The Wife: My, what a GRACIOUS ransom note! It seems our little Alfred is with people of QUALITY! The Husband: Then perhaps they ought to keep him, eh, Vanessa? The Wife: YES! And maybe they'll take little Daphne as well! |
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