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買給老婆的禮物


 Three men are sitting at a bar and are discussing what present they bought for their wives. 
三個男人正在酒吧中討論他們買給自己老婆的禮物。

 The first says: "i bought something which goes from 0 to 100 in 6 seconds"
 第一個男人說：「我買了一個可以在六秒內從0到100的東西」

 The other 2 guys don't know what he's talking about so he reveals "I bought her a nice Porche" 
另兩個男人不知道他指的是什麼，所以他揭露答案：「我買給我老婆一台相當不錯
 的...保時捷」

 The second guy says: "i bought something which goes from 0 to 100 in 4 seconds
 第二個男人也說：「我買了個可以在四秒內從0到100的東西。」 

"That HAS to be a Ferrari - right? "
 「那一定是法拉利，對吧？」

 "Yeah thats right! i bought my wife a nice red Ferrari"
 答對了！我買給我老婆一台相當棒的紅色法拉利」 

The third one says " i bought my wife something which goes from 0 to 100 in just 2 seconds
 第三個男人開口說：「我買給我老婆一個在兩秒內從0-100的東西。」

 "THAT CAN'T BE - The Ferrari is the fastest car in the world?!" 
「不可能的！法拉利是世界上最快的車種了！」

 "Well - it's not a car, but ..."
 「恩...那不是一台車啦...那是.....」




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