Get up now. Get up now. Get up out of bed. Wash your face. Brush your teeth. Comb your sleepy head.

該起床啦，該起床啦，現在給我下床。去洗臉，去刷牙，梳梳你那個雞窩頭。

Here’s your clothes and your shoes. Hear the words I said. Get up now. Get up and make your bed!

這是你的衣服和你的鞋子，聽好我說的每句話，現在起床，起床，去整理你的床。

Are you hot? Are you cold? Are you wearing that? Where’s your books and your lunch and your homework at?

你熱嗎？你冷嗎？你要那樣穿嗎？你的課本和午餐呢？你的作業放到那裡去啦？

Grab your coat and your gloves and your scarf and hat. Don’t forget you gotta feed the cat. Eat your breakfast.

拿好你的外套和手套，還有你的圍巾和帽子。不要忘記餵貓咪，記得要吃早餐，

The experts teel us it’s the most important meal of all! Take your vitamins so you will grow up one day to be big and tall.

專家說這是一天中最重要的一餐。要吃維他命，將來有一天會讓你長得又大又高。

Please remember the orthodontist will be seeing you at 3 today. Don’t forget your piano lesson is this afternoon so you must play!

記得今天下午3點要去看牙齒矯正醫師。不要忘記你下午有鋼琴課，你一定要去練鋼琴！

Don’t shovel. Chew slowly. But hurry, the bus is here. Be careful. Come back here! Did you wash behind your ears?

不要狼吞虎嚥，要細嚼慢嚥！動作快點！校車已經來了！小心點！回來！你耳朶後面有沒有洗呀？

Play outside, don’t be rough, would you just play fair? Be polite, make a friend. Don’t forget to share.

在外面玩，不要玩太瘋！玩的時候可不可以不要耍賴？要有禮貌，多交朋友，不要忘記跟別人分享，

Work it out. Wait your turn. Never take a dare. Get along. Don’t make me come down there. Clean your room.

耐心等，沒輪到你不要強出頭。跟別人相處要融洽，不要讓我去修理你。弄乾淨你的房間，

Fold your clothes. Put your stuff away. Make your bed. Do it now. Do we have all day? Were you born in a barn?

疊好你的衣服。收好你的東西，整好你的床，現在就做，我們有整天時間嗎？你是在雞窩裡生的嗎？

Would you like some hay?  Can you even hear a word I say?  Answer the phone!  Get off the phone.

你要來吃點草嗎？　你到底有沒有聽到我說的話啊？　去接電話啊！　把電話掛掉！

Don’t sit so close. Turn it down. No texting at the table. No more computer time tonight!

不要靠電視太近，把電視關掉！　不要在吃飯時用手機傳簡訊。　今天晚上不准打電腦。

Your’s IPod’s my IPod if you don’t listen up. Where are you going? And with whom? And what time do you think you’re coming home?

如果你不聽話，你的IPod就是我的。你要去哪裡？跟誰去？你覺得什麼時候該回家？

Saying thank you, please, excuse me make you welcome everywhere you roam.

只要你常說「請」、「謝謝」「對不起」，無論到那裡，你都會受人歡迎。

Yu’ll appreciation my wisdom someday when you’re older and you’re grown,

有一天你長大成人以後，你就會讚賞我的智慧的。

can’t wait till you have a couple of ittle children of your own, You’ll thank me for the counsel I gave you so willingly.

真想趕快看到你有幾個自己的小孩以後，你就會感謝我這麼樂於給你的忠告！

But right now, I’ll thank you not to roll your eyes at me. Close your mouth when you chew.

但現在你不要給我飄白眼，我就感謝你了。吃東西的時候把嘴巴合起來！

We’d appreciate take a bite maybe two of the stuff you hate. Use your fork. Do not burp or I’ll set you straight.

你不愛吃的東西，也吃個一兩口吧！用叉子吃飯，不要噎到嘍，不然我會修理你。

Eat the food I put upon your plate. Get an ”A”. Get the door. Don’t get smart with me. Get a grip. Get in here. I’ll count to 3.

把我放在你盤子裡的食物吃掉。考個高分，找到門路，不要跟我耍聰明。要認真，數到三到這裡來。

Get a job. Get a life. Get a PHD. Get a dose of…I don’t care who started it. You’re grounded until you’re 36.

找份工作，成個家，拿到博士。現實一點！　我不管是誰先開始的，你會被禁足到36歲。

Get your story straight and tell the truth for once for heaven’s sake. And if all your friends jumped off a cliff, would you jump too?

有話直說，看在老天的份上，就老老實實的說！　如果你的朋友都去跳懸崖，你會跟著去跳嗎？

If I’ve said it once, I’ve said it at least a thousand times before that you’re too old to act this way, it must be your father’s DNA.

好像我只說過一次，我至少已經說了一千次了。你已經長大了，別像個小孩子似的，就像你老爸。

Look at me when I am talking. Stand up straighter when you walk. A place for everything and everything must be in place.

我說話的時候看著我。　你要行得正，站得直。　物物有定位，樣樣要歸位。

Stop crying or I’ll give you something real to cry about. (Oh!) Wash your face. Brush your teeth. Get your PJ’s on.

不許哭！不然我會真的讓你哭哦。(后！)  　去洗臉，去刷牙，把睡衣穿起來。

Get in bed give a hug say a prayer with mom. Don’t forget I Love You and tomorrow we will do this again.

爬上床，抱抱老媽，一起作個禱告。不要忘記我愛你。明天我們會照樣重新做一遍，

Because a mom’s work never ends. You don’t need the reason why. Because, Because, Because, Because!

因為老媽的工作永遠不會停，你不需要理由，因為、因為、因為、因為！

I said so, I said so, I said so, I said so! I’m The MOM The MOM, The MOM, The MOM. TA-DA!

是我說的、是我說的、是我說的、是我說的，我是你老媽、老媽、老媽、老媽。達啦！

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