讓我們來看看她和他又說些什麼......

(1) NAMES... 
If Laurie, Linda, Elizabeth and Barbara go out for lunch, they will call each other Laurie, Linda, Elizabeth and Barbara. 
If Mark, Chris, Eric and Tom go out, they will affectionately refer to 
each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla, Peanut-Head and Scrappy.

(1) 講到稱呼

女人: 如果Laurie, Linda, Elizabeth and Barbara 在一起午餐，她們會稱彼此Laurie, Linda, Elizabeth and Barbara

男人: 如果Mark, Chris, Eric and Tom 一起出去，他們可能會稱彼此 胖子，怪物，土豆，雜碎 ...

(2)MONEY... 
A man will pay for a item he needs. 
A woman will pay for a item that she doesn't need but it's in a sale.
(2)說到花錢

男人會花錢買一樣他要的東西

女人會花錢買一樣她不需要的東西但是正在折扣

(3)BATHROOMS... 
A man has five items in his bathroom: a toothbrush, shaving cream, 
razor, a bar of soap, and a towel from the Travelodge. 
The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337. A 
man would not be able to identify most of these items. 
(3)浴室中

男人只有五樣東西， 牙刷，刮鬍刀，刮鬍霜，一塊香皂，和一條飯店裡拿回來的毛巾

女人平均有337樣東西，重點是，男人永遠都猜不透那些東西是做什麼用的

 
(4)ARGUMENTS... 
A woman has the last word in any argument. 
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument. 
(4)吵架時

女人總是在爭執中說最後一句話的那個人

男人在那句話之後說的任何一句話都是另一個爭執的開始

(5)CATS... 
Women love cats. 
Men say they love cats, but when women aren't looking, men kick cats. 
(5)關於貓

女人喜歡貓

男人說他喜歡她的貓但她不注意時男人會踢那之貓

(6)FUTURE... 
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. 
A man dosen't worry about the future until he gets a wife. 
(6)未來

女人會一直擔心未來直到她找到老公

男人從不擔心未來直到他有了老婆

(7)SUCCESS... 
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. 
A successful woman is one who can find such a man. 
(7)成就

一個成功的男人就是他賺的比老婆花的還多

一個成功的女人就是他找到這樣的老公

(8)MARRIAGE... 
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change and she does. 
(8) 婚姻

女人嫁給這個男人而且期待他會為她而改變，但是他不會變

男人娶了這個女人而且期待她會永遠不變，但是她總是會變

(9)NATURAL... 
Men wake up as good -looking as they went to bed. 
Women somehow deteriorate during the night. 
(9)真實一面

男人睡醒和他睡覺前看起來一樣

女人多少再睡眠中又老了一點 (卸妝後)

(10)THOUGHT FOR THE DAY... 
Any married man should forget his mistakes. There's no use in two people remembering the same thing

(10)今日一句

男人應該忘記他所犯的錯，沒必要生活中兩個人都記住一樣的事 J