*Never Lie to a Woman*

 

A man called home to his wife and said,

'Honey I have been asked to go fishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his  friends.
We'll be gone for a week.

This is a good opportunity for me to get that promotion I've been wanting,so could you please pack enough clothes for a week and set out my rod and fishing box,

we're leaving from the office & I will swing by the house to pick my things up.

Oh! Please pack my new blue silk pajamas.'

The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is,did exactly what her husband asked.

The following weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good.
The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?

He said, 'Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish.

But why didn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to do?'

You'll love the answer .....

 

 

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The wife replied, 'I did. 

They're in your fishing box.'