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大陸某 爆發富名叫 右發嗑, 其三奶的姘頭叫 屠糜.

此二人近日假公濟私, 來美國 Las Vegas (Meaning: Lost Wages) 豪賭. 在加州 老膻雞 雞場入境時, 金髮美女移民官問他們名字.

右發嗑 為賣弄其四流英文, 大聲答道:  "發嗑 右!"

移民官大吃一驚:  "WHAT you just said?!  Fu-k me?! "  

屠糜 以為移民官又在問他大名, 趕快立正大吼:  "He–F-ck You!  I–Me Too!  Me Too! (糜 屠)" 

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本狼 月初赴華府參加十年一度, 全球懼內俱樂部白金卡終生會員大會.

大會主席上台致詞前, 先開了一個玩笑. 他說在座豬兄, 如有不是真正怕老婆者, 請往右邊坐, 否則請移坐左邊.

話沒說完, 電光石火, 數萬會友已乖乖右方排排坐, 龐大會場只剩一人紋身不動, 孤孤單單坐在左邊一角落.

大會主席甚為感動, 他說怎也沒料到世間仍有一位真正 "男子漢!" 話沒說完, 全場一至起立, 掌聲如雷.

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A man always came home from work looking dejected and depressed.  Finally, his loving and caring wife decided to do something to cheer him up.

Upon arriving home from work one late Saturday evening, she immediately hugged and kissed him, and said in earnest, "My dearest darling, although we all know that you are near the very bottom of the totem pole at the company you are working for, but please always remember this:  Once you step into this big house, you are instantly become the Second-In-Command!"