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| A Busy Patient Patient: Doctor, I feel so weak. Doctor: Okay, let me check. Patient: What's wrong with me? Doctor: You are physically exhausted. You need more nutrition. Patient: How can I get enough nutrition quickly? I am a very busy man. Doctor: Intravenous drip. Patient: How long would it take? Doctor: A couple of hours. Patient: (Points to the intravenous drip bottle) May I drink it? I can finish it in three minutes. 繁忙的病人 病人：醫生，我覺得渾身無力。 醫生：好，讓我檢查檢查。 病人：我怎麼了？ 醫生：體力過渡消耗，你需要增加營養。 病人：我是個大忙人，有甚麼辦法能叫我快點獲得足夠的營養？ 醫生：打點滴。 病人：打點滴要多久？ 醫生：兩三個小時。 病人：（手指著裝有點滴的瓶子）可不可以用喝的？我三分鐘就能把它喝完。 |
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