環球小姐最後一問題 

Question: Ms America, how do you describe a male organ in your country?

問：美國小姐，請形容貴國男性的性器官。 

Ms America: Well, I can say that male organs in America are like gentlemen.

美國小姐：美國的男性器官象紳士。 

Question: How can you say so?

問：為什麼呢？ 

Ms America: Because it stands every time it sees a woman........

美國小姐：因為只要一看到女士，他們就會起立......

(Applause! Applause!)

(鼓掌、鼓掌)

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Question: Ms Spain, how do you describe a male organ in your country?

問：西班牙小姐，請形容貴國男性的性器官。 

Ms Spain: Male organs in our country are like our very own ullfight or Toro(Bull)

西班牙小姐：西班牙的男性器官象鬥牛。 

Question: How can you say so?

問：為什麼呢？ 

Ms Spain: Because it charges every time it sees an opening.

西班牙小姐：因為只要看到有洞就會出擊。 

Applause! Applause!)

(鼓掌、鼓掌)

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Question: Ms Philippines, how do you describe a male organ in your country?

問：菲律賓小姐，請形容貴國男性的性器官。 

Ms Philippines: Well, I can say that male organs in our country are like gossip or rumors.

菲律賓小姐：菲律賓的男性器官象流言。 

Question: How can you say so?

問：為什麼呢？ 

Ms Philippines: Because it passes from mouth to mouth.

菲律賓小姐：因為它從一張嘴裏傳到另一張嘴裏。 

(Applause! Applause! Standing Ovation! Applause! Applause!)

(鼓掌、鼓掌，起立喝采，鼓掌、鼓掌)

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Question: Ms Iran, how do you describe a male organ in your Country?

  問：伊朗小姐，請形容貴國男性的性器官。 

  Ms Iran: Well, I can say that male organs in Iran are like thieves.

  伊朗小姐：伊朗的男性器官象賊。 

  Question: How can you say so?

  問：為什麼呢？ 

  Ms Iran: Because they like to enter through the back door.

  伊朗小姐：因為他們總愛走後門。 

  (Applause! Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause! Applause!)

  (鼓掌、鼓掌，大笑、大笑，鼓掌、鼓掌)

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  Question: Ms India, how do you describe a male organ in your country?

  問：印度小姐，請形容貴國男性的性器官。 

  Ms India: Well, I can say the male organs in India are like labourers.

  印度小姐：印度的男性器官象勞力。 

  Question: How can you say so?

  問：為什麼呢？ 

  Ms India: Because it works day and night......

  印度小姐：因為日夜勞"做"。 

  (Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause!

Applause!)

  (鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌)

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  Question: Ms Malaysia, how do you describe a male organ in your country?

  問：馬來西亞小姐，請形容貴國男性的性器官。 

  Ms Malaysia: Well, I can say that Male Organs in Malaysia are like Proton

  car.

  馬來西亞小姐：馬來西亞的男性器官象Proton

牌轎車(馬來西亞國產車)。 

  Question: How can you say so?

  問：為什麼呢？ 

  Ms Malaysia: Look tough but& nbsp;actually very soft.

  馬來西亞小姐：看起來很硬(造型類似HONDA)其實很軟(一撞就變形)。 

  (Applause! Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause! Applause!)

   (鼓掌、鼓掌，大笑、大笑，鼓掌、鼓掌)

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  Question: Ms Singapore,how do you describe a male organ in your country?

  問：新加坡小姐，請形容貴國男性的性器官。 

  Ms Singapore: Well, I can say that male organ In Singapore is very Kiasu

  (Afraid to lose).

  新加坡小姐：新加坡的男性器官很怕輸。 

  Question: How can you say so?

  問：為什麼呢？ 

  Ms Singapore: It always wants to rush in quick and leave 15 minutes before

  the show is over.

  新加坡小姐：總是沖進場，提前15分鐘出場。 

  Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause!

Applause!

  (鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌)

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  Question: Ms China, how do you describe a male organ in your country?

  問：中國小姐，請形容貴國男性的性器官。 

  Ms China: Well, I can say that Male Organs in China are like Deng Siu   Ping.

  中國小姐：中國的男性器官象鄧小平.

  Question: How can you say so?

  問：為什麼呢？ 

  Ms China: Short and hard working, but can work until 90.

  中國小姐：短少精幹, 但卻可以工作到九十歲。 

  (Applause! Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause! Applause!)

  (鼓掌、鼓掌，大笑、大笑，鼓掌、鼓掌)