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金玉涼言 Save water. Shower with your girlfriend. 要節約用水,和女友一起洗澡. Love the neighbor. But don't get caught. 愛你的鄰居,不過別讓她老公抓到. One should love animals. They are so tasty. 每個人都應該熱愛動物,牠們是如此美味. 「Your future depends on your dreams.」! So go to sleep. 「現在的夢想決定著你的將來.」所以還是睡覺吧. Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. 每個成功男人的背後,都有一個女人.每個不成功男人的背後,都有兩個. 金玉涼言(二) Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop. 愛情就像照片,需要黑暗來培養. (老外也保守,要摸黑辦事,哈哈!) Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children. 後排座位上的小孩會生出意外,後排座位上的意外會生出小孩. |
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