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*Wife: 'What are you doing?' * *妻:你在作什麼啊? Husband : Nothing. * *夫:沒作什麼。 Wife : 'Nothing...? You've been reading our marriage certificate for an hour.' * *妻:沒作什麼?你看著我們的結婚證書,足足有一小時了。 Husband : 'I was looking for the expiry date.'* *夫:我在尋找它的有效日期是到什麼時候。 ** ** ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ ** Wife : 'Do you want dinner?'* *妻:** **要吃晚餐嗎?** Husband : 'Sure! What are my choices?'* *夫:** **當然!我可以選擇嗎?** Wife : 'Yes or no.' * *妻:要或不要。** ** ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ ** Wife: 'You always carry my photo in your wallet. Why?' * *妻:為什麼你經常把我的照片放在你皮夾裡?** Hubby: 'When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.'** * *夫:當問題發生時,不管有多困難,我看著妳照片就迎刃而解了。** Wife: 'You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you!' * *妻:你看我對你有多麼驚人的影響力啊!** Hubby: 'Yes! I see your picture and ask myself what other problem can there be greater than this one?' * *夫:是啊!望著妳的照片我問自己,還有什麼困難比這個來得大呢?** ** ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ ** Stress Reliever Girl: 'When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden.'** * *女孩:婚後我要分擔你所有的煩惱、困擾,以減輕你的負擔。** Boy: 'It's very kind of you, darling, but I don't have any worries or troubles.'** * *男孩:親愛的,妳真體貼,但我並沒有任何煩惱或困擾。** Girl: 'Well that's because we aren't married yet.'** * *女孩:哦?那是因為我們還沒結婚的緣故。** ** ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ ** Son: ' Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.' * *子:今早我和爹地一起搭車,他要我讓座給一位女士。** Mom: 'Well, you have done the right thing.'** * *母:嗯,你這麼做是對的。** Son: 'But mom, I was sitting on daddy's lap.' * *子:但是,媽,我當時是坐在爹地的腿上呢。** **_____________________________________________________________ * * A newly married man asked his wife, 'Would you have married me if my father hadn't left me a fortune?' * *一位新婚的先生問他太太:如果我父親沒留下巨額財產給我,你會嫁給我嗎?** 'Honey,' the woman replied sweetly, 'I'd have married you, N O MATTER WHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE!' * *女人溫柔的答道:親愛的,不管是誰留下財產給你,我都會嫁給你的。* * ** ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ ** Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I'll be yours forever . * *女孩對著男友說:吻我一下,我就永遠屬於你了。** The guy replies: 'Thanks for the early warning.'* *男孩回道:謝謝您提早警告我。** ** ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ ** A wife asked her husband: 'What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?' * *妻問夫:你最喜歡我哪一點?我美麗的臉龐,還是我性感的軀體?** He looked at her from head to toe and replied: 'I like your sense of humor.' * *他把她從頭到腳瀏覽了一遍,回道:我喜歡你的幽默感。* |
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