一時戀棧少年兄
貪婪瀟洒俊外貌
明知郎是劈腿族
硬是強壓結婚去
                       
                          婚事底定眾傻眼
                        岳父懇求盼善待
                        只因小女愛國相
                        郎君回應青菜啦

岳父氣昏不認婿
怎是如此不長進
怒不可遏欲悔婚
卻見肚皮滿五月

                          本該慶賀雙臨門
                          卻見臉龐雙眉鎖
                          說是夜裡不見夫
                          俊俏老公窩紅粉

午休該是好睏眠
瞥見大肚婆逛市
人家逛街添行頭
她卻行步菜販間  

                              斤斤計較討還價
                           希望省下半毛錢
                           大嬸就請行行好
                           否能買一兼送一

帳單月月滿天飛
全為溫柔鄉所簽
銀行利息難抵擋
奶粉錢所剩無幾

                             每日懇求欲回巢
                          坦言此處最溫暖
                          千拜萬託哭哀訴
                          怎奈我已鐵了心 

非我心狠少慈悲
心神不寧擾公事
同情了妳苦了我
多零少零讓人狂


                               曾經苦心又婆勸
                            卻譏妒忌嫁水尪
                            於今受苦別怨歎
                            神仙難救無命客