A woman goes to the doctor, all beat up, Black and Blue.
Doctor says: "What happened?"
Woman says: "Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every time my husband comes
home drunk he beats me."
Doctor replied: "I have a real good medicine for that. When your husband
comes home drunk, just take a glass of sweet tea and start swishing it in
your mouth. Just swish and swish, but don't swallow until he goes to bed
and is asleep."
Two weeks later the woman comes back to the doctor looking fresh and reborn.
Woman said: "Doctor, that was a brilliant idea! Every time my husband came
home drunk, I swished with sweet tea. I swished and swished, and he didn't
touch me!"
Doctor replied: "See how keeping your mouth shut helps?"
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