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Unemployment vs Out-of-Work
2013/04/24 04:56:28瀏覽532|回應3|推薦18

COSTELLO: I want to talk about the unemployment rate in America .

 

ABBOTT: Good Subject. Terrible Times. It's 7.8%.

 

COSTELLO: That many people are out of work?

 

ABBOTT: No, that's 14.7%

 

COSTELLO: You just said 7.8%.

 

ABBOTT: 7.8% Unemployed.

 

COSTELLO: Right 7.8% out of work.

 

ABBOTT: No, that's 14.7%.

 

COSTELLO: Okay, so it's 14.7% unemployed.

 

ABBOTT: No, that's 7.8%.

 

COSTELLO: WAIT A MINUTE. Is it 7.8% or 14.7%?

 

ABBOTT: 7.8% are unemployed. 14.7% are out of work.

 

COSTELLO: If you are out of work you are unemployed.

 

ABBOTT: No, Congress said you can't count the "Out of Work" as the unemployed. You have to look for work to be unemployed.

 

COSTELLO: BUT THEY ARE OUT OF WORK!!!

 

ABBOTT: No, you miss his point.

 

COSTELLO: What point?

 

ABBOTT: Someone who doesn't look for work can't be counted with those who look for work. It wouldn't be fair.

 

COSTELLO: To whom?

 

ABBOTT: The unemployed.

 

COSTELLO: But ALL of them are out of work.

 

ABBOTT: No, the unemployed are actively looking for work. Those who are out of work gave up looking and if you give up, you are no longer in the ranks of the unemployed.

 

COSTELLO: So if you're off the unemployment rolls that would count as less unemployment?

 

ABBOTT: Unemployment would go down. Absolutely!

 

COSTELLO: The unemployment just goes down because you don't look for work?

 

ABBOTT: Absolutely it goes down. That's how they get it to 7.8%. Otherwise it would be 14.7%. Our govt. doesn't want you to read about 14.7% unemployment.

 

COSTELLO: That would be tough on those running for reelection.

 

ABBOTT: Absolutely.

 

COSTELLO: Wait, I got a question for you. That means there are two ways to bring down the unemployment number?

 

ABBOTT: Two ways is correct.

 

COSTELLO: Unemployment can go down if someone gets a job?

 

ABBOTT: Correct.

 

COSTELLO: And unemployment can also go down if you stop looking for a job?

 

ABBOTT: Bingo.

 

COSTELLO: So there are two ways to bring unemployment down, and the easier of the two is to have people stop looking for work..

 

ABBOTT: Now you're thinking like an Economist.

 

COSTELLO: I don't even know what the hell I just said!

 

ABBOTT: Now you're thinking like Congress.

Bonus:  13 X 7 is 28 Fox什麼什麼

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLprXHbn19I  

EXTRA EXTRA: 25 divide by 5 equals 14 想什麼

 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=omyUncKI7oU                  

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count me in
2013/04/27 03:14

所以我算是半個out of work。 我打零工﹗大笑 

既無法算是unemployed, 也不算完全的out of work。 不知被歸到那一類去﹖懷疑 

Politicians的數學遊戲。


AL(rabbitdog) 於 2013-04-27 03:24 回覆:
your proper work title: earth angel on assignment.謝謝

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有意思
2013/04/26 19:08
我想會起爭議的一組人是本來在工作,然後失掉工作,找了一陣子後放棄、決定依賴政府福利的人?
AL(rabbitdog) 於 2013-04-26 22:11 回覆:
Sad. Pray they will have the will power to get back on their feet. 
AL(rabbitdog) 於 2013-04-27 03:02 回覆:
https://city.udn.com/50132/4953462  

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unemployment
2013/04/26 10:22

失業有失業補助,所以要確實應徵工作卻找不到工作機會。澳洲的失業金申請需要有找工作的證明。

我這幾年沒有工作,沒有找工作,也沒有申請任何政府補助或退休金 - 不算失業。


AL(rabbitdog) 於 2013-04-26 10:54 回覆:
Select (b) happily.