《此為朋友轉寄來的分享mail，有笑點，
所以轉貼出來給過路好友笑笑喔！》 

昨晚，在景美夜市赫然發現手機不見了！                                      

                                                                           
 機靈的我打電話給我的手機，居然有人接起！                                  
                                                                           
                                                                           
                                                                            
                                                                           
我問：請問有人撿到手機嗎?                                                 
                                                                            
                                                                           
 神秘手機客：ㄨ，我現在不方便說話，30分鐘後到台北漁市來拿。
（操台灣國語中年人版) 神秘手機客掛電話
                                                                           
 我：................                                                      
                                                                            
                                                                           
                                                                           
                                                                            
                                                                           
 有人撿到總是好事，但怎麼搞的那麼遠的地方，又要我等.......會不會是要綁架啊？ 還是詐騙集團？    
                                                                            
                                                                           
 會不會他趁這時間盜打或盜拷我的晶片 ...... 去拿太危險，不如叫快遞去，這樣人及地址都不會曝光！
                                                                            
                                                                           
 好方法！                                                                  
                                                                           
                                                                           
 回到家，同事來電，說剛才打手機給我，卻是一個怪男人接，說到大安森林公園取貨....
                                                                           
                                                                           
                                                                           
                                                                            
                                                                           
                                                                           
 30分鐘後....
                                                                           
                                                                           
 我：請問，我現在要去哪拿手機？
                                                                           
                                                                           
 神秘手機客：妳現在在哪？
                                                                            
                                                                           
 我：我在景美
                                                                            
                                                                           
 神秘手機客：那妳50分鐘後到景美國中等我，記住我的車號 686-AD
                                                                           
                                                                            
 我：可是....
                                                                           
                                                                            
 神秘手機客：我現在不能說話... 卜(掛斷聲)
                                                                           
                                                                           
 哇勒....幹嘛拿著手機跑來跑去，一直換地方....到底是想怎樣? 這個歹徒真的很龜毛!                                
                                                                           
                                                                            
                                                                           
                                                                           
                                                                           
 45 min later......                                                        
                                                                           
                                                                           
 我：我們現在在景美國中
                                                                           
                                                                           
 神秘手機客：啊....那妳現在到捷運萬隆站旁的公車站牌旁等，我10分鐘後就到
                                                                           
 (哇靠....又換地方) 真是夠了，我已經被整得怒火上升，先躲在便利商店內吹冷氣，並張望停靠車輛。                                                      
                                                                            
                                                                           
 來猜他開什麼車，我猜是舊款裕隆，很破的那種。                              
                                                                            
                                                                           
 應該不是摩托車，摩托車前面好像有 三碼 英文字！
                                                                           
                                                                            
                                                                           
                                                                           
                                                                           
 10 min later.........                                                     
                                                                           
                                                                            
 出去看看...............  沒有................ 沒有....沒有....            
                                                                           
                                                                            
                                                                           
                                                                           
                                                                           
                                                                            
                                                                           
                                                                           
                                                                            
                                                                           
                                                                           
                                                                            
                                                                           
                                                                           
                                                                           
 咦.........