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Proof that men are worse than girls:
證明男生比女生糟糕

1. Frist we state that girls require time and money
    我們先設定女生需要的是時間和金錢
   
    Girls = time x money
    女生 = 時間 x 金錢
   
    And as we all know "time is money"
    大家都知道,時間就是金錢
               
                Therefore:
                所以
   
    Girls = money x money = (momey)2
    女生 = 金錢 x 金錢 = 金錢的二次方  

    And because "money is the roof of all evil"
    又因為金錢為萬惡的根源
               
                money = √evil
                金錢 = 邪惡開根號
               
                Therefore:
                所以
    
    Girls = (money)2 = (√evil)2
    女生 = 金錢的二次方 = (邪惡開根號)的二次方
    
    And we are forced to conclude that:
    因此我們可以確定
                
                Girls = evil
                女生 = 邪惡

2. Men = time x monty x girls x sex
    男生 = 時間 x 金錢 x 女生 x 性
    
    Girl = sex = evil
    女生 = 性 = 邪惡
  
    Men = money x money x evil x evil
    男生 = 金錢 x 金錢 x 邪惡 x 邪惡
           
            = (money)2 x (evil)2
            = 金錢的二次方 x 邪惡的二次方
                  
            = evil x (evil)2
            = 邪惡 x 邪惡的二次方
            
            = (evil)3 => Men are worse than evil
            = 邪惡的三次方 =>男生比邪惡更糟
    
    => Men are worse than girls
    => 男生比女生糟糕