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《Hello Polo – 8》
“I have a few too many left”, Polo said all bubbly, with hands moving like a metronome:
“Now I help friends to trade.”
You know what, I was so~~ touched that I swear I saw PURE NICENESS AND SENSITIVITY gushing out from his sincere eyes.
(Good gracious! What long eye lashes he has!)
這位講起話來始終興高采烈、手部動作既多且大、讓人看久了會頭暈的“破鑼”, 發現歐巴桑我很不進入狀況, 耐著性子花了幾分鐘解釋:
(1) 他幫三個姪子、姪女每人各集了一套;
(2) 因而有很多重複;
(3) 於是開始幫朋友們交換。
--- 人家早就集滿了不知幾十套了啦
《Hello Polo – 9》
I found myself standing in the middle of an ocean filled with “That Polo’s” UNCONDITIONAL KINDNESS (now it magnified a billion times) , frantically searching my brain for a way to express myself.
Darned it I acted like having a sudden reduction of sugar intake and could NOT utter a single word
看卡通電影『海底總動員』、『巧克力工廠』都要鼻酸落淚的平狗本人我,哪經得起如此柔情攻勢。
(有嗎?有人發動攻勢嗎??)
頓時心防徹底瓦解,當場就差沒撲在“破鑼”腳邊號啕大哭。
(其實我是比較中意肩膀)
被打動了芳心,自然是無條件奉獻。
我有如交付來生般地慨然加贈“破鑼”在留言版指定的夢幻逸品:『Kitty遊台灣蘭嶼版』 – 在當時,這是以一抵五、能換五個『年份版』的發燒磁鐵柳!
師奶如此純情好拐,顯然大大出乎『明道』…喔不,我是說“破鑼”意料之外。
這位小朋友看來受到到不小的驚嚇,趕緊問了平狗師奶還缺哪兩款,允諾一定幫我湊齊。
《Hello Polo – 10》
My jaw dropped and it took me seconds to come back to my senses.
I can hardly believe that Superman-Look-Alike Polo can correlate this Hello Kitty thingy with his dad’s scheduled surgery in such a deliriously happy way.
距離活動截止的午夜只剩半天,誰有那麼大本事要什麼有什麼?
『沒問題, 我爸住院開刀…』看出本人的疑惑,“破鑼”再次揚起他舞蹈般的豐富手勢,咧著和林志聰穎一樣笑了就合不起完美嘴型、興奮地比劃著:『…待會兒我還要去7-11買雞精探視我爸,每天我都買九百多快一千元……』
好半响,蘋果才猛然發現自己嘴巴保持半開不知已多久,一路上為解除焦慮而嚼著的口香糖還黏在上牙。
“破鑼” 再三交待蘋果一定要等他 (我會的),便逕自雀躍地離去。
望著超人快速消失的背影…喔不,大家知道我是指 “破鑼”,微小的阿巴桑我心想:那……怎麼有感覺, 好像受騙了……?
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