Reasons why I never visit my rich friend
Once while visiting a very rich friend, the maid approached me and.....
Question : "What would you like to have..Fruit juice, Soda, Tea, Chocolate, Capuccino, Frapuccino,or Coffee?"
>>Answer: " Tea please"
Question : " Ceylon tea, Indian tea, Herbal tea,Bush tea, Honey bush
tea, Iced tea or green tea ?"
>>Answer : "Ceylon tea "
Question : "How would you like it ? black or white ?
>>Answer: "white"
Question: "Milk, or fresh cream?
>>Answer: "With milk "
Question: "Goat's milk, or cow's milk"
>>Answer: "With cow's milk please.
Question: " Freezeland cow or Afrikaner cow?"
>>Answer: " Um, I'll just take it black. "
Question: " Would you like it with sweetener, sugar or honey?"
>>Answer: "With sugar"
Question: " Beet sugar or cane sugar?"
>>Answer: "Cane sugar "
Question:" White, brown or yellow sugar?"
>>Answer: "Forget about the tea, just give me a glass of water instead."
Question: "Mineral water, tap water or distilled water? "
>>Answer: "Mineral water"
Question: "Flavored or non-flavored ?"
>>Answer: "I think I'll just die of thirst