Ｑ：What month do soldiers hate?
Ａ：March (三月/行軍)
Ｑ：Which English letter is an insect?
Ａ：Bee (B)
Ｑ：What happens twice in a week, and once in a year, but never in a day?
Ａ：The letter “e”
Ｑ：What clothing does a house wear?
Ａ：Address (A dress)
Ｑ：What’s a mummy’s type of music?
Ａ：Rap (wrap)
Ｑ：What’s a monster’s favorite bean?
Ａ：Human being (bean)
Ｑ：Why is an empty purse always the same?
Ａ：There is no change in it. (零錢/變化)
Ｑ：What room has no walls, no doors, no windows, and no floors?
Ａ：Mushroom
Ｑ：What kind of candy is never on time?
Ａ：Chocolate (choco-late)
Ｑ：How do we know the ocean is friendly?
Ａ：It waves. (起波浪，招手致意)
Ｑ：I begin with T and end with T, and I am full of T. What am I?
Ａ：Teapot
Ｑ：Why did the rooster cross the road?
Ａ：To prove he's not a chicken. (懦夫)
Ｑ：A baby pig is called piglet, and a baby owl is called an owlet, how about a baby bull?
Ａ：Bullet
Ｑ：What can you catch but not throw?
Ａ：A cold (追上冷，患感冒)
Ｑ：Why is "heat" faster than "cold"?
Ａ：Because you can catch a cold.
Ｑ：Why did Jonny throw butter out of a window?
Ａ：Because he wants to see "butterfly". (butter fly)
Ｑ：Why is "SMILES" the longest English word?
Ａ：Because there is a mile between S and S.
Ｑ：What keys won't open doors?
Ａ：MONkey, DONkey, TURkey
Ｑ：What kind of water should people drink in order to be healthy?
Ａ：Drink well water. (井水/健康的)
Ｑ：When is a blue book not a blue book?
Ａ：When it is read. (red/紅色)
Ｑ：What belongs to you but others use it more than you do?
Ａ：Your name
Ｑ：What's full of holes but still holds water?
Ａ：A sponge
Ｑ：What flies without wings?
Ａ：Time flies.
Ｑ：What question can a person ask all day long, getting a different answer each time, and yet all the answers were correct.
Ａ：What time is it?
Ｑ：When you do not know about it, then it is something; but when you know about it, then it is nothing. What is it?
Ａ：A riddle
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