網路笑談2026.01.
有則廣告：免費幫你放大一萬元。
某個人，寄錢500元，宅配服務送了一個「放大鏡」？！
餐廳老闆笑話 一則😜😜
一天老婆跟我說她無聊，想讓我帶她找點刺激的事做做。我說，要不我們去吃霸王餐怎麼樣？
老婆開心的說好啊好啊。
於是點完菜，我們找了一個靠門的位置坐下，趁她去洗手間的時候，我偷偷把帳結了。
她回來後開始吃飯，吃得差不多了，我悄聲問她，準備好沒有？！
老婆激動的點點頭，然後我就拉著她跑了出來，一路上，老婆笑得好開心。
餐廳老闆想：
每天都能碰到這樣浪漫的人就好了，剛剛那個老婆也付了一遍，結果夫妻倆頭也不回地跑了，追都追不回來。
醫院急診中心來了個6歲的小孩,他早上吃了一隻活蟑螂。
但小孩來掛急診不是因為吃了活蟑螂,是因為他奶奶怕蟑螂沒死,又給愛孫吃了一包蟑螂藥!
The Way We Were (Cover) - jazz4play feat Caroline Mhlanga
Memries light the corners of my mind
Misty water-colored memories of the way we were
Scattered pictures of the smiles we left behind
Smiles we gave to one another for the way we were
Can it be that it was all so simple then
Or has time re-written every line?
If we had the chance to do it all again
Tell me, would we? Could we?
Memries may be beautiful and yet
Whats too painful to remember
We simply choose to forget
So its the laughter we will remember
Whenever we remember the way we were
The way we were
