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都是男人的錯

2008/08/26 17:33:42瀏覽1897｜回應17｜推薦92

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(朋友e來的笑話,不跟大家分享有點可惜...)

Woman has Man in it;

Mrs. has Mr. in it;

Female has Male in it;

She has He in it;

Madam has Adam in it;

Okay, Okay, it all makes

sense now...

I never looked at it this way

before:

Ever notice how all of

women's problems start

with

MEN?

MEN tal illness

MENstrual cramps

MEN tal breakdown

MEN opause

GUY necologist

And...When we have real trouble, it's a

HISterectomy...

( 休閒生活｜笑話 )

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	小美人等級：7 留言｜加入好友

不會笑~

2008/08/28 14:47

因看不懂，所以不會笑

就這樣囉~~

微笑掛臉上，大笑掛嘴上，
就是我小美人啦~~

Ricardo(jasmine4242) 於 2008-08-28 15:42 回覆：
謝謝美人妹推薦,俺滴內心有感溫滴微笑.


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都是男人的錯

2008/08/27 22:48

就是喜歡你標題

Ricardo(jasmine4242) 於 2008-08-28 07:09 回覆：
這是我家媽咪滴口頭禪.


	Wendy 卯瑜 - 美學生活家等級：8 留言｜加入好友

Funny Joke !

2008/08/27 13:03

The story of Bible said " Adam is placed in the Garden of Eden， and Eve is later created from his rib to ease his loneliness " So that why Women are always following Men...^_^

Ricardo(jasmine4242) 於 2008-08-27 17:02 回覆：

True. Adam feels lonely without Eve.

(But Eve of my house walks in front of me!)


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有意思

2008/08/27 08:30

How about adding this one: dysMENorrhea

still because of "MEN"
Ha ha...

Ricardo(jasmine4242) 於 2008-08-27 14:44 回覆：
ㄏㄡ~~~金系厲害, 連"躲"在裡面也被妳抓出來.


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借問一下

2008/08/27 07:46

如果不介意

以上處方簽我想轉介給鄰居 Mrs. Nicholson

她早過了 Menstrual cramps 的年紀 Menopause 的症狀也快痊癒

"H" & "G" 應該不太需要

這方子我想有效

Justin's mum

Ricardo(jasmine4242) 於 2008-08-27 12:32 回覆：

當然不介意. 笑話本來就是用來分享的.

相信Mrs. Nicholson會喜歡這個笑話, and so does Mr. Nicholson.


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真是男人的錯！哈哈！

2008/08/27 01:13

找我麻煩，喝！

G 開頭的是: 婦科醫師 (建議女性朋友去找女醫師，否則又有trouble了！)
H 開頭的是: 子宮移除手術 (哦，學到了新字，願所有女性不要和它有瓜葛！)

Which word does not have "he" though????
"He" is everywhere!

Ricardo(jasmine4242) 於 2008-08-27 12:31 回覆：

哪來的膽子找妳麻煩. 是崇拜妳的翻譯才華.

Which word does not have "he" in it? The answer is-Miss


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都是男人的錯
	2008/08/26 18:00
Guynecologist=Gynecologist Histerectomy=Hysterectomy 如果看不懂,請Miss博客獨白翻譯 (Ah~ha! I found one word does not have "he" in it.)


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