下面是我收集的一些關於婚煙翻譯的句子。

Getting married is like going to a restaurant with friends.
You order what you want, then when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that.
結婚就好像和朋友上餐館。
妳點了妳要的菜，等到其它人的菜上來以後，妳又希望妳點的是他們的菜。
At the cocktail party, one woman said to another,
”Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?”
The other replied, "Yes, I am. I married the wrong man."
在雞尾酒會上，壹位女士問另壹位女士：妳的結婚戒指是不是戴錯手了？
“就是嘛，誰叫我嫁錯人了。”
Before a man is married, he is incomplete.
Then when he is married, he is finished.
男人沒有結婚不算完整，結了婚就算完蛋。
A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married??"
And the father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying for it."
小男孩問他爹：「結婚的代價有多高？」
老爹說：「兒子，我算不出來，我還壹直在付賬呢。」
Then there was a man who said, "I never knew what real happiness was until I got married, and then it was too late."
有個男人說：「直到結了婚我才知道什麽叫做真正的快樂，但是壹切都太遲了。」
A happy marriage is a matter of give and take;
the husband gives and the wife takes
快樂的婚姻是有舍有得；先生舍，太太得。
When a newly married man looks happy, we know why.
But when a ten-year married man looks happy, we wonder why.
壹個剛結婚的人看來很愉快，我們知道是什麽緣故；
結婚十年的男人看起來很愉快，我們想知道是什麽緣故。
Married life is very frustrating.
In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens.
In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.
In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.
婚姻生活多不如意。
第壹年老公說話、老婆聽；第二年老婆說話，老公聽；第三年兩個人都嚷嚷，鄰居聽。
After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, "You know, I was a fool when I married you."
And the husband replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't notice it."
夫妻口角以後，老婆對先生說：妳知道嗎？我是個蠢蛋才會嫁給妳。
先生回答說：沒錯，但是我當時正戀昏頭，沒注意到那點。
When a man opens the door of his car for his wife,
you can be sure of one thing : either the car is new or his wife is new.
當壹個男人替他老婆開車門的時候，有壹件事可以肯定：
要不他的車是新車，要不他娶了個新老婆。