老爸一直以追到有校花之稱的老媽而自豪，

但每次講到擄獲老媽芳心的致命關鍵的一封英文情書，

 老媽都笑得前俯後仰。經過我們一再催逼，  

老媽終於拿出老爸當年寫給她的情書，看了真的是  OH  ！  MY GOD  ！

很有一套喔！  

Dear wang litte sister:     
From see you one eye, I shit love you. 
Your eyes close, I die; your eyes open, I come back to live. 
Your eyes close and open again and again,I die again and again.     
Maybe you do not remember me, no matter. 
When you carefully look at me, you will one see clock.     
I think l should introduce myself to you. 
I call Li big great. Toyear 25 
My home have four mouth people-papa, mama, I and DD.     
I am a good man, in a big company work. 
I do early fuck every day, so that I can have strong body to protect you.     
Please come to eat and sleep with me, or I will cut my hair to be a monk, 
and find a place where many monks live in to over my life;     

                           Like Your people  

 哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈    !     

沒有高手翻譯你不會看得懂的喔  !  （待續）