"Turn left!" the judge screamed at a young woman who didn't know where to go on her first road test for the driver's license.

"Left?" screamed back the young woman.

"Right." answered the judge.

"Right?" asked the woamn.

"Right!"

其實這不是個笑話，這真的發生過。RIGHT 的語調不同意思也不同。所以第一個RIGHT是「對」，第二個是「向右」，第三個也是「對」。

結局是右轉撞倒一排樹木。