阿甘上天堂~

最後第三個問題~

我還想不明白~

如果有人知道那首歌的歌名或歌詞~ (那首歌在當時很有名嗎?)

請告訴我~ 謝謝喔~

Now here is the joke~ Enjoy it~

FORREST GUMP GOES TO HEAVEN

The day finally arrived.   Forrest Gump dies and goes to Heaven.   He is at
the Pearly Gates, met by St. Peter himself.  However, the gates are closed,
and Forrest approaches the gatekeeper.

St. Peter said, "Well, Forrest,
it is certainly good to see you.   We have heard a lot about you   I must
tell you, though, that the place is filling up fast, and we have been administering
an entrance examination for everyone.  The test is short, but you have to
pass it before you can get into Heaven."

Forrest responds, "It sure is
good to be here, St. Peter, sir.   But nobody ever told me about any entrance
exam.  I sure hope that the test ain't too hard.

 Life was a big enough test
as it was."

St. Peter continued, "Yes, I
know, Forrest, but the test is only three questions.
 
First:
What two days of the week begin with the letter T?
Second:
How many seconds are there in a year?
Third:
What is God's first name?"

Forrest leaves to think the questions
over.  He returns the next day and sees St. Peter, who waves him up, and
says, "Now that you have had a chance to think the questions over,
tell me your answers"

Forrest replied, "Well, the
first one -- which two days in the week begins with the letter "T"?
Shucks, that one is easy..   That would be Today and Tomorrow."

The Saint's eyes opened wide and
he exclaimed, "Forrest, that is not what I was thinking, but you do
have a point, and I guess I did not specify, so I will give you credit
for that answer.   How about the next one?" asked St. Peter.

"How many seconds in a year?
Now that one is harder," replied Forrest, but I thunk and thunk about
that, and I guess the only answer can be twelve."

Astounded, St. Peter said, "Twelve?
Twelve?  Forrest, how in Heaven's name could you come up with twelve seconds
in a year?"

Forrest replied, "Shucks, there's
got to be twelve: January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd... "

"Hold it," interrupts St.
Peter.   "I see where you are going with this, and I see your point,
though that was not quite what I had in mind....but I will have to give
you credit for that one, too.  Let us go on with the third and final question.
Can you tell me God's first name"?

"Sure," Forrest replied,
"it's Andy."

"Andy?" exclaimed an exasperated
and frustrated St Peter.

"Ok, I can understand how you
came up with your answers to my first two questions, but just how in the
world did you come up with the name Andy as the first name of God?"

"Shucks, that was the easiest
one of all," Forrest replied.  "I learnt it from the song, "ANDY
WALKS WITH ME, ANDY TALKS WITH ME, ANDY TELLS ME I AM HIS OWN."

St. Peter opened the Pearly Gates,
and said: "Run Forrest, run."