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一位企業家上飛機坐定後,很驚訝地發覺身旁坐著一隻衣冠楚楚,繫著安全帶的鸚鵡。
當企業家向空姐要咖啡喝時,身旁的鸚鵡對著空姐嘎嘎叫道:「妳怎麼這麼胖也能當空姐啊?好吧,讓妳多跑幾趟減肥,幫我弄杯威士忌來喝,動作要快。」 當面受到這種侮辱,空姐儘管心裡氣惱,還是盡責地端來一杯威士忌,不過,卻把企業家要的咖啡給忘了。 當她要再跑一趟去端企業家的咖啡時,鸚鵡已經把剛端來的威士忌一飲而盡。又嘎嘎叫道:「再給老子來一杯,妳這個又老又醜的胖女人。」 咬牙切齒的空姐不久後端來第二杯威士忌,但因怒火中燒,又把企業家的咖啡給忘了。 生意人再也受不了一再受到漠視。決定改試試鸚鵡的方法。他對空姐粗魯的喊叫:「喂!小姐,我跟妳要了兩次咖啡,兩次妳都忘記。妳這個豬頭!現在趕快去給我端來,否則我海扁妳一頓。」 幾分鐘後,四名壯碩的空中少爺走過來,把企業家和鸚鵡從座位上揪起來,打開緊急逃生門,把他們扔出飛機。 正當一人一鳥在空中急速下墜時,鸚鵡忽然展開雙翅,在展翅翱翔前轉頭對企業家說: 「老兄,以一個不會飛的傢伙而言....你剛才真他媽的有種.....」 【啟示一】不要動不動就問:「為甚麼別人可以這樣做,我就不行?」 【啟示二】別人可能具備你所沒有的優勢。 【啟示三】比爾蓋茨:「人生是不公平的,習以為常吧!」 & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & Bill Gates’ Speech to Mt. Whitney High School RULE 1 Life is not fair - get used to it. RULE 2 The world won't care about your self-esteem. The world will expect you to accomplish something BEFORE you feel good about yourself. RULE 3 You will NOT make 40 thousand dollars a year right out of high school. You won't be a vice president with car phone, until you earn both. RULE 4 If you think your teacher is tough, wait till you get a boss. He doesn't have tenure. RULE 5 Flipping burgers is not beneath your dignity. Your grandparents had a different word for burger flipping they called it Opportunity. RULE 6 If you mess up, it's not your parents' fault, so don't whine about your mistakes, learn from them. RULE 7 Before you were born, your parents weren't as boring as they are now. They got that way from paying your bills, cleaning your clothes and listening to you talk about how cool you are. So before you save the rain forest from the parasites of your parent's generation, try delousing the closet in your own room. RULE 8 Your school may have done away with winners and losers, but life has not. In some schools they have abolished failing grades and they'll give you as many times as you want to get the right answer. This doesn't bear the slightest resemblance to ANYTHING in real life. RULE 9 Life is not divided into semesters. You don't get summers off and very few employers are interested in helping you find yourself. Do that on your own time. RULE 10 Television is NOT real life. In real life people actually have to leave the coffee shop and go to jobs. RULE 11 Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one. |
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