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the wise Chinese man
2008/05/08 23:07:23瀏覽484|回應0|推薦3

A Chinese man walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. He tells the loan officer that he is going to China on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000.

The bank officer tells him that the bank will need some form of security for

the loan, so the Chinese man hands over the keys to a new Ferrari parked on

 the street in front of the bank. He produces the title and everything

checks out.

The Loan officer agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan.

The bank's president and its officers all enjoyed a good laugh at the

 Chinese for using a $250,000 Ferrari as collateral against a $5,000 loan.

An employee of the bank then drives the Ferrari into the bank's

underground garage and parks it there. Two weeks later, the Chinese

returns, repays the $5,000 and the interest, which comes to $15.41.

The loan officer says, 'Sir, we are very happy to have had your

business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we

 are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and

 found that you are a multi-millionaire. What puzzles us is why you

would bother to borrow $5, 000.

The Chinese replies:

'Where else in New York City can I park my car for two weeks for

only $15.41 and expect it to be there safely when I return.' 

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