(7)皮鞋                  
                                                                                     
  一個人看到朋友穿了一雙漂亮的皮鞋，大為羨慕，一問之下方知是鱷魚皮鞋，且價錢昂貴。於是他便決定自己去獵殺一只鱷魚。                                                                                                           
                                                                                                                 
  他找到一個沼澤，跳下水去和一只鱷魚惡斗許久。                                                                   
                                                                                                                 
  好不容易才把鱷魚拖了上來。                                                                                     
                                                                                                                 
  只聽他大歎 一口氣道：「浪費了那麼多時間！這只鱷魚竟然沒有穿鞋！」                                              
                                                                                                                 
  (8)調查                                                          
                                            
  一個銀行家結識了一名女演員，經過一段時間的交往，兩人決定結婚。                                                 
                                                                                                                 
  銀行家擔心女演員的名聲，便匿名請一位私人偵探去調查。                                                           
                                                                                                                 
  不久收到結果：「該小姐的私人生活堪稱楷模，她是一名大家都稱頌的當之無愧的好人。                                 
                                                                                                                 
  只是有一點，她現在同一個銀行界的人關系密切，而這人是一個無賴。」                                               
                                                                                                                 
  (9)該你發球                 
                                                                                  
  一位年邁但仍然精力旺盛的高爾夫愛好者前去找巫師，詢問天堂上是否有高爾夫球場。                                   
                                                                                                                 
  巫師查了半天，終於開口說：「我得到的既有好消息又有壞消息。」                                                     
                                                                                                                 
  老人說：「先告訴我好消息吧。」                                                                                 
                                                                                                                 
  「天堂上有很寬闊的高爾夫球場。」巫師說。                                                                       
                                                                                                                 
  老人接問：「現在告訴我壞消息吧。」                                                                             
                                                                                                                 
  巫師說：「下星期日上午十點就該你發球了！」                                                                     
                                                                                                                 
  (10)實惠        
                                                                                              
  在太太的生日宴會上，丈夫當眾把一顆金光閃爍的寶石贈給了他的夫人。                                               
                                                                                                                 
  一位朋友對說：「瞧您夫人多高興啊！如果你送她一輛奔馳汽車，不是更實惠嗎？」                                     
                                                                                                                 
  「我也曾這麼想過，」這位丈夫攤開手悄聲對朋友說：「可惜這種轎車目前還沒有假的!」
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