老莫~~~ 請問，我可以K你嗎~
不然，下面這篇讓你笑死好了~~~~ 鼻要打偶，偶也是被陷害的~~~
你給我站住！(You give me stop！)
美中不足 (American Chinese not enough )
心花怒放 (Heart flower angry open )
你有種,我要給你點顏色瞧瞧,兄弟們,一起上!
(You have seed I will give you some colorr to see see,brothers!0together up!)
中華民國萬歲萬萬歲
(Chinese ten thourth year ten thourth ten thourth year)
這樣也行? (This too good?)
不三不四 (No three no four)
不要臉.臭三八..你給老娘記住...
(No face,bad smell three eight,you give your old mother remember.)
你 真 有 兩 下 子... (You really have tow down son...)
大家真是好閒... (Big home true yes good leisure...)
別唬我 當心我給你點顏色瞧瞧! (Don't tiger me,I will for you some color see see)
人山人海,水泄不通
(People moutain people sea,water squzee no go)(人山人海加強版)
超屌! (Super dick!)
好兇！(Good bra！)
不入虎穴 焉得虎子(Blue who say and whos)
冰雪聰明 (Ice snow smart)
怎麼是你? (How are you?)
怎麼老是你? (How old are you?)
七上八下 (Seven up eight down)
大地回春 (Big land back spring)
我是一只小小小小鳥 (I am a small small small small cock)
三五成群 (Three five become gang)
大鳥展翅 (Big cock open Wing)
於是 (Fish yes)
我是獨一無二 (I am olny one no two)
一元復始萬象更新 (One dollar restart,ten thousand elephant update)
