Apple: Dave’s Top 10 Q’s To Ask Before Waiting In iPad Line

Here it is, from last night’s Late Show: David Letterman’s list of the top 10 questions to ask before getting in line to buy an Apple (AAPL) iPad:

• 10. “What the hell is it?”
• 9. “Will this make Steve Jobs notice me?”
• 8. “Really, what the hell is it?”
• 7. “Is it kosher for Passover?”
• 6. “Should I wear my Spock ears?”
• 5. “Wasn’t I saving this money for a hot tub time machine?”
• 4. “What? Ricky Martin’s gay?”
• 3. “Is it a bad sign no one can explain what the hell it is?”
• 2. “Will there be hot tattooed women in the line?” (Jesse James only)
• 1. “Can’t Apple invent something that will wait in line for me?”