We need a "Stocks Obama Hates ETF." We can go short it every time we know he is going to come on TV, which he does quite regularly. And then we cover and go long it when he's over, because he can't keep a stock down to save his life anymore.

Let's see, we stock it with WellPoint ...

What else should be in the ETF? Natural gas. He can't stand it. He likes coal. Big oil. Perfect. Hates it. Drillers; can't stand them.

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