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人都說當一個兒子娶了媳婦後，一切的生活就會改變。
有些媳婦訓練有素而且很有修養。她們不會改變一家人的生活，她們來到是為了…
It is a myth that when a son gets married and a new daughter in law arrives in the family, everything changes.
 Some daughters in law are well trained and well mannered!!!!!. They don t come to change the family, they are there to............

在一位新郎的家裏，新郎的一家都很熱烈地歡迎那位新娘子。她說話了：
The new wife (progressive Indian woman of today) was being welcomed at the husband s home in a traditional manner.
As expected she gave a speech:

“我親愛的家人，很多謝你們那麼熱烈地歡迎我來到這個新的家庭。
首先，我的加入不表示我會改變你們的生活和那些平常的事務。不，我永遠都不會。”
My dear family, I thank you for welcoming me in my new home and family ,
she said Firstly, my being here does not mean that I would want to change your way of life, your routine.
No, I will never do that, never in a million years .

“孩子，妳的意思是…？”老爺問。
What do you mean my child? Asked the father in law.

“爸、我是說（看著老爺）：
What I mean dad is (looking at her father in law):

那些負責洗碗的人，必須繼續洗。
那些負責洗衣的也請維持著。
那些負責煮飯的，別因為我的出現而停止；還有那些負責打掃的，也應該繼續打掃。”
Those who used to wash dishes must carry on washing them.
Those who used to do the laundry must carry on doing it.
Those who cooked shouldn t stop at my account, and those who used to
clean should continue cleaning

“那妳是來幹嘛的？”家婆問。
Then what are you here for? Asked the mother in law.

新娘冷靜地答：“我嗎？我的工作是娛樂你的孩子！”
As for me, my job is to entertain your son!

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