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2018/04/23 12:16:07瀏覽0|回應0|推薦0
English:
When the husband left for work,his four year old son said to his mother,"When you're not home, Mommy,Daddy takes the maid upstairs and........"His mother stopped him saying,"Tell me the rest when your Daddy gets home tonight."
At dinnerthat night,she said,""All right,Bobby,you may finish your story."
"Well,last Sunday,when Mommy you were not home,"lisped Bobby,"Daddy took the maid upstairs and did to her what you and Uncle Charlie do when Daddy's gone fishing...."
中譯:
當丈夫外出工作時,他的四歲兒子對母親說:"媽媽,當你不在家的時候,爸爸帶了一個女生上樓而且...." 母親阻止他再說下去 :"其餘的到晚上你爸爸回來時再說吧!"
當晚餐時,她說:"好啦鮑比,把你的故事講完!"
"嗯..上星期天媽媽你不在家時,"鮑比吞吞吐吐地講"爸爸把女生帶到樓上,然後一起做當爸爸去釣魚時妳和查爾斯叔叔一起做的事......."
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