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夜半有個女人在臥房裡大叫“強姦啊﹗強姦!” 在客廳看電視的老公趕快趕到臥房去。 他看到一個男人由窗口溜出去﹐老婆衣衫不整躺在床上。 他緊張問“發生什麼事﹖” 女人回答“那男人強姦我兩次﹗” 他氣憤地問“為什麼第一次不叫等到第二次才叫我﹖” 女人生氣回答“第一次人家以為是你﹐ 直到他又要做第二次我就知道不可能是你啊﹗” A husband was watching late-night TV when he heard a loud scream from the bedroom. He ran in just in time to see a man leap out the window. His wife yelled" That guy just screwed me twice!" "Twice?" the husband said " why didn't you call me when he was screwing you the first time?" "Because until he stared the second time," the wife replied, "I thought it was you." |
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