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1. A man is dying of
cancer......
His son asked him,
Dad, why do you
keep telling people
you're dying of AIDS? "
Answer: " So when I'm dead no one


will dare touch your
mom....

2. Three feelings what's the difference


between stress, tension
and panic?
Stress is when wife is pregnant,
Tension is when girlfriend is
pregnant, and
Panic is when both are pregnant

3. Chinese Adam and
Eve:
If Adam and Eve were Chinese, we would
still be in
paradise


because they would have
ignored the apple and eaten
the
snake!




(音樂欣賞: 一代佳人)







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