Tired of the recent Big Event on UDN?

Bombarded by too many unsolicited messages to invite you, to ask you, to beg you, or to threaten you to go visiting those young pack's blogs and to push the recommending button to help them to win the monetary competition?

Well, hiding in my LittleZone and not being socializing has not been stopping NS being bombarded!! However, one notable communication from my guessbook was laughable to translate and to share the joke to friends.

2007/03/20  08:45
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nothing special(littlezone) 於 2007/03/20 11:52 回覆：

Children, I want to let you know that I went to your blog but I could not push that button now. Here are the reasons:

First, you put too many stuff on the Mainpage. An old woman like me who owns an out of date PC with old fashion internet runs so... slow that it kept me waiting and waiting and waiting...

Second, I took a peek of your bulletin board while I was waiting. Here, I quoted from your board "Announcing: This Blog has upgraded to the 4th grade, Congratulate Us Piously. ~~ Do remember come to Worship and Read our articles often!!

My Goodness!! Is it all right to have the announcement of "Gongratulate Us Piously"? As well as demanding us to Worship and Read your articles???  Is it true that we need to read your articles on our old knees to show our respect???
(NS did not paste this sentence to the young brag's guessbook. It is for you to enjoy)

Third, multiple INFO by 13, then take to square, what is this?

If you can explain its meaning to me, I definitely will push that recommending button.

No response after my posting this back to the young gun. Nevertheless, I have found a new posting message from a short name J to the young gun in regarding my posting. Here it is:

2007/03/20 19:17

To the person whose name is ... nothing special:
I have been to your blog.. reasons not to recommend ...
1.) Your mainpage is too simple, too off-white, maybe it is because you don't know how to make the fancy stuff.
2.) Do you know the basic Blogging Curtsy? Who taught you of that?
3.) nothing special?? What is this?? You mean you are "nothing special?" Oh yeah, so right!
Take my advice... Be aware of your words and your typing!!
You will be getting trouble if you don't behave!! Are You Understood??!

曾經說過網誌是屬於非常私人的空間
感謝聯網 提供 這個空間
然則 這個部落格大賽
打破了網誌城邦
的規則秩序
無禮無序的
強邀推薦.

NS的推薦是那麼的賤價的麼?
要推薦得符合一些條件嘛!!
憑甚麼 來就得推?

來者要得如此理所當然
口氣有如桃谷六仙之理所當然
好像桃谷六仙的徒子徒孫般的理所當然.
此NS稱此現狀為新桃花源之緣故!

試解(info乘以13)再來平方;
info乘以13 means nothing, it is dumb.
(info乘以13)再來平方 means dumb x dumb.
therefore, the answer is dumber, QED.

So, you all know what is the meaning of
網路新桃花源 Dumb and Dumber!!

註: 電影海報照片取自:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dumb_And_Dumber

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