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"DOG PHILOSOPHY"

There is more truth than poetry
in some of the sayings!

The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue.

-Anonymous

Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive
evidence that you are wonderful.

-Ann Landers

If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die
I want to go where they went.

-Will Rogers

There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy
licking your face.

-Ben Williams

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you
more than he loves himself.

-Josh Billings

The average dog is a nicer person than the average
person.

-Andy Rooney

We give dogs time we can spare, space we can spare
and love we can spare. And in return, dogs give us
their all. It's the best deal man has ever made.

-M. Acklam

Dogs love their friends and bite their enemies, quite
unlike people, who are incapable of pure love and
always have to mix love and hate.

-Sigmund Freud

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members
of a weird religious cult.

-Rita Rudner

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down.

-Robert Benchley

Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like
never washed a dog.

-Franklin P. Jones

If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that
certain dogs I have known will go to heaven, and
very, very few persons.

-James Thurber

If your dog is fat, you aren't getting enough exercise.

-Unknown

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and
dogs should relax and get used to the idea.

-Robert A. Heinlein

If you pick up a starving dog and make him
prosperous, he will not bite you; that is the
principal difference between a dog and a man.

-Mark Twain

You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog
will give you a look that says, 'Wow, you're right!
I never would've thought of that!'

- Dave Barry

Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our
lives whole.

-Roger Caras

If you think dogs can't count, try putting three dog
biscuits in your pocket and then give him only two
of them.

-Phil Pastoret

My goal in life is to be as good a person as my
dog thinks I am.