A couple was Christmas shopping at the mall on Christmas Eve and the mall was packed.

一對夫妻在聖誕節前夕，去充滿人潮的購物中心採購。

Walking through the mall the surprised wife looked up and noticed her husband was no where around and she was very upset because they had a lot to do.

走過購物中心，妻子很驚訝地發覺先生不知跑到哪兒去了？

她很生氣，因為有太多事要做。

She used her cell phone to call her husband because she was so upset, to ask him where he was.

於是她拿起手機打電話給她先生，很生氣問他在哪裡？

The husband in a calm voice said, "Honey, remember the jewelry store we went into 5 years ago where you fell in love with that diamond necklace that we could not afford and I told you that I would get it for you one day."

這位先生很鎮定的說：「親愛的，記得五年前我們去過的珠寶店嗎？妳看上一條鑽石項鍊，我們買不起，那時我告訴妳，有一天我會買下來送妳。」

His wife said, starting to crying, "Yes, I remember that jewelry store."

他的妻子感動的哭了，回答：「是的，我記得那家珠寶店。」

He said, "Well, I'm in the bar next to it"

這位先生說：「嗯，我就在它隔壁的酒吧裡！」

在基督教國家聖誕節是全家團聚、互贈禮物的大日子。

記得有部電影就是演一對夫妻不想過聖誕節，想去參加遊輪旅行，結果招致同事鄰居大為不滿，後來女兒臨時又打電話說要回來過節，當然是人仰馬翻、一團混亂。很溫馨的笑鬧劇。

聖誕節本是基督徒慶祝耶穌基督降生的慶祝日。大部分天主教教堂都會先在12月24日的聖誕夜(12月25日凌晨)舉行子夜彌撒，而部分基督教教堂也會舉行子夜崇拜，此兩大基督教分支均會在聖誕夜有報佳音活動，而基督教的另一大分支——東正教的聖誕節慶祝則在每年的1月7日。

聖誕節不是聖誕大餐及聖誕Party，這些都是商人炒作出來的玩意兒吧！