ha ha ha......
為何美國經濟直直落
Why America’s economy
fell off the cliff
John Smith started the
day early having set his alarm clock (
made in Japan ) for 6 am .
約翰 早上六點被 日本製 的鬧鐘叫醒。
While his coffee-pot
( made in China ) was perking, he
shaved with his electric razor ( made in Hong Kong )
他那 中 國製 的咖啡壺燒開了,他用 香港製
的電鬍刀刮鬍鬚。
He put on a dress shirt
( made in Sri Lanka ) , designer jeans ( made in Singapore ) and tennis shoes ( made in Korea )
他穿 上 斯 利蘭卡製 的襯衫, 新加坡 的長褲及 韓國
製 的運動鞋。
After cooking his
breakfast in his new electric skillet (
made in India ) he sat down with his calculator
( made in Mexico ) to see how much he
could spend today.
在他 用 印 度製 的長柄電鍋做好早餐之後,他坐下用他
墨西哥製 的 計算機看他今天他能花多少錢。
After setting his watch
( made in Malaysia ) to the radio ( made in India ) he got in his car ( made in Germany ) filled it with gas ( from Saudi Arabia )
and continued his search for a good paying American.
在他 從 印 度製 的收音機上對了 馬來西亞
製 的 錶上的時間後,他上了 德國製
的 車還加滿了從 沙烏地阿拉 伯 進口的油,然後繼續找好待遇的美國工作。 !
At the end of yet
another discouraging and fruitless day checking his computer ( made in Taiwan ) ,
John decided to relax for a while.
在過 了沮喪又沒有結果的一天後, 他看看他
台灣製 的電腦,決定放鬆一 下。
He put on his sandals
( made in Brazil ) , poured himself a glass of wine (made in France ) and turned
on his TV ( made in Indonesia ) , and
then wondered why he can't find a good paying job in AMERICA .
他穿 上 巴 西製 的夾腳拖鞋,倒了一杯
法國生產 的 紅酒然後打開 印尼製
的 電視,還在奇怪為什麼他找不到一個好的美國工作。
And now he is hoping he
can get help from president made in
Kenya .
現在 他在希望從 “ 肯亞製的美國總統
”那邊能得到幫助。