狗　詩

一位詩人，

丟了他的詩稿。

他到處找，

到處都找不到。

最後的希望，

去問他的寫作指導。

老師對他說，

是被他的愛犬吃了。

怎麼可以？

你那狗娘養的！

我那詩稿，

會得多項獎的！

無論如何，

請你不要發怒。

明天早晨，

他會把他排出。

但那時已是，

一堆狗屎。

會臭氣熏人，

毫無價值！

不，那時會是，

一集狗詩。

比你原來的－

更有價值！

英文原詩附後

並請批評指正

                狗　詩

A poet lost his precious manuscripts;

he couldn’t find them anywhere.

As a last hope and resource

he went to ask his mentor.

The teacher told him they’d been savored

by his smart, poetical beagle.

 “How could your stupid, poor bitsh do it?

They are very, very valuable!”

“Anyway, please don’t worry.

She’ll move them out tomorrow morn.”

“Then they’ll be worthless and very stinky!”

“No, they’ll be more valuable, tolerable, than before.”