Dear Baby Blue,
My Canadia friend Pam...send me this today..hahah ...pls don't mind.
A lady walks into a drug store and tells the pharmacist she needs some
> cyanide.
> The pharmacist said, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?"
> The lady then explains she needs it to poison her husband.
> The pharmacist's eyes got big and he says, "Lord have mercy,
> I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband! That's against the law!
> I'll lose my license,
> they'll throw both of us in jail, and all kinds of bad things will happen!
> Absolutely not, you cannot have any cyanide!"
> With that the lady reaches into her purse and pulls out a picture of her
> husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife.
> The pharmacist looks at the picture and replies, "Well now, you didn't
> tell me you had a prescription."
...lol..... Libling