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卓别林為滿座觀眾說了一个很棒的笑話，引来哄堂大笑……
他立即重複，再說了同一個笑話，這時，只有幾個人笑了……
當他第三次重複同一個笑話後⋯靜悄悄地，没有人笑了……
 接下来，他說了一句充滿智慧的格言：如果你不能一次又一次的，為同一個笑話開懷大笑，那你為何要為同一件傷心事，一次又一次哭泣呢？ 又為什麼要為同一件事情，一次又一次生氣呢？
 ．．有智慧的人生．．
A男哭訴：「阮七啦講，若是沒夠長伊就不跟我結婚」
B男詫異：「瞎米沒夠長？」
 A男哭倒：「伊講一定愛有夠長才要跟我結婚」
B男忿忿：「哪有這款代誌？」
 B男拍桌：「真正破格！哪有這種查某可以說沒夠長，就不跟你結婚！」
A男沮喪...非常沮喪...
 A男倒了杯酒
A男乾杯
A男又倒了杯酒
 A男再度乾杯
A男還是沮喪
 A男捶著胸說：「伊講有夠長（教堂）才會羅曼蒂克」
 小明在班上一直吵吵鬧鬧~~~
老師火大了，大吼一聲：你們再機機歪歪，我就要處罰了~~~
小明聽了，嚇得臉色發白，而且趕緊將右手伸進褲子裡~~~
把雞雞扶正~~~
 BZN - Blue eyes+
I knew you were a stranger Asking me out we were walking You took me away For many a day We were talking A beautiful night For love at first sight was calling I looked in your eyes And I realised I was falling for you I know it's just that look in your eyes Blue eyes, blue eyes I'm just aware that I'm falling Don't leave me here waiting, hear when I say Blue eyes, don't make me feel blue Blue eyes, blue eyes I'm just aware that I'm falling Don't leave me here waiting, hear when I say Blue eyes, don't make me feel blue Blue eyes, blue eyes Here out in the blue A princess for you is waiting I know that you're mine But all of the time my heart's breaking for you I know it's just that look in your eyes Blue eyes, blue eyes I'm just aware that I'm falling Don't leave me here waiting, hear when I say Blue eyes, don't make me feel blue Blue eyes, blue eyes I'm just aware that I'm falling Don't leave me here waiting, hear when I say Blue eyes, don't make me feel blue Blue eyes, blue eyes+ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dNrZ4-5B_sw |
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