【馬克吐溫語錄】

1.The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter.
人類有一項真正有效的武器，那就是笑聲。(請立即大笑)

2.Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. The really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.
遠離那些試著小看你的企圖心的人。但真正讓你感到偉大的是，你也能成為偉大。

3.The worst loneliness is not to be comfortable with yourself.
最嚴重的寂寞，是無法與你自己安然相處。



4.It takes your enemy and your friend, working together, to hurt you: the one to slander you, and the other to get the news to you.
需要你的敵人與你的朋友，一起努力才能傷害你：其中一個中傷誹謗你，另外一個呢，把消息傳給你！

5.It usually takes more than three weeks to prepare a good impromptu speech.

經常要花三週的時間，以準備一場好的即席演說。

6. The universal brotherhood of man is our most precious possession.

人類的民胞物與，是我們最寶貴的資產。

7. If you pick up a
starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the
principal difference between a dog and a man.

如果你撿了一隻飢餓的狗，並且讓它富有，他不會咬你。這是狗與人之間主要的不同。

8. Many a small thing has been made large by the right kind of advertising.

許多的小事情被做大，係因為藉由對的廣告

9. It is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world and moral courage so rare.

我感到好奇：身體的勇氣應該在世界上很普遍，而道德勇氣卻如此的罕見。

10. Shakespeare had
discovered a great law of human action - namely, that in order to make
a man or a boy covet a thing, it is only necessary to make the thing
difficult to obtain.

莎士比亞發現了人類行為的一個偉大法則，換句話說，為了讓一個男人或男孩垂涎一件事情，唯一必要的就是讓那件事很難得到。