I used to read some interesting definitions of the wife and the marriage and I'd like to share them here with you.

Marriage is the number one cause of divoce and it is also a licence to sleep together.

Wife is a woman who is the most powerful money reducing agent known to man.

Wife --Young man's mistress; companion for middle age; and old man's nurse.(男人年輕時的情人，中年時的伴侶，老年時的護士。)

But I like the commitment the couples say to each other before they say, " I do."

Wife is a woman who is married to a man, who supports and is half of her husband, is there when he needs her, and backs off when needed, takes care of, and just loves her husband for better and worse, sickness and health, richer or poorer.

Haha, here comes mine. ( haha, the ideal wife)

Women who are faithful, loving, understanding, caring, hard working, compassionate, good at cooking, good at doing housework, a great mother, a fantasitic partner, a sincere lover, a soul mate and a lifetime friend.

Independent finance and emotion.

For

Ever

Yeah, every wife should be cherished and valued by her husband whole-heartedly forever.

Every husband should be faithful, loving, understanding, caring, hard working, compassionate, good at cooking, good at doing housework, a great mother, a fantasitic partner, a sincere lover, a soul mate and a lifetime friend as well.

Every husband should be financial and emotional independence and he should be able to support the most powerful money reducing agent forever.

Most important of all, they should love each other, take care of each other, back up for each other, need each other, respect each and support each other for better and worse, sickness and health, richer or poorer.

Since I am a quote lover, here come some interesting bachelor quotes

Every man should get married some time; after all, happiness is not the only thing in life!!--Anonymous

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Bachelors should be heavily taxed. It is not fair that some men should be happier than others.--Oscar Wilde

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Don't marry for money; you can borrow it cheaper.--Scottish Proverb

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I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.--Sam Kinison

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Men have a better time than women; for one thing,

They marry later; for another thing, they die earlier.

--H. L. Mencken

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When a newly married couple smiles, everyone knows why.

When a ten-year married couple smiles, everyone wonders why.

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Love is blind but marriage is an eye-opener.

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When a man opens the door of his car for his wife,

You can be sure of one thing: either the car is new or the wife.

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I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back to home always.--Anonymous

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I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go for our anniversary?"

She said,” Somewhere I have never been!" I told her, "How about the kitchen?"--Anonymous

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We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.

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My wife was in beauty saloon for two hours.

That was only for the estimate.--Anonymous

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She got a mudpack and looked great for two days. Then the mud fell off.

--Anonymous

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She ran after the garbage truck, yelling, "Am I too late for the garbage?"

Following her down the street I yelled, "No, jump in."--Anonymous

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Badd Teddy recently explained to me why he refuses to get to married.

He says "the wedding rings look like miniature handcuffs... "-Anonymous

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If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?

The Dog of course... At least he'll shut up after you let him in!---Anonymous

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A man placed some flowers on the grave of his dearly parted mother and started back toward his car when his attention was diverted to another man kneeling at a grave.

The man seemed to be praying with profound intensity and kept repeating, 'Why did you have to die? Why did you have to die?"

The first man approached him and said,

"Sir, I don't wish to interfere with your private grief, but this demonstration of pain in is more than I've ever seen before. For whom do you mourn so? Deeply? A child? A parent?"

The mourner took a moment to collect himself, then replied "My wife's first husband."

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A couple came upon a wishing well. The husband leaned over, made a wish and threw in a coin .

The wife decided to make a wish, too. But she leaned over too much, fell into the well, and drowned.

The husband was stunned for a while but then smiled " It really works ! "

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