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證明題:男生比女生糟糕
2006/12/12 20:26:05瀏覽1534|回應31|推薦50

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Proof that men are worse than girls:
證明男生比女生糟糕

1. Frist we state that girls require time and money
    我們先設定女生需要的是時間和金錢
   
   
Girls = time x money
    女生 = 時間 x 金錢
   
   
And as we all know "time is money"
    大家都知道,時間就是金錢
               
              
  Therefore:
                所以
   
   
Girls = money x money = (momey)2
    女生 = 金錢 x 金錢 = 金錢的二次方  

    And because "money is the roof of all evil"
    又因為金錢為萬惡的根源
               
               
money = √evil
                金錢 = 邪惡開根號
               
               
Therefore:
                所以
    
  
  Girls = (money)2 = (√evil)2
    女生 = 金錢的二次方 = (邪惡開根號)的二次方
    
   
And we are forced to conclude that:
    因此我們可以確定
                
             
   Girls = evil
                女生 = 邪惡

2. Men = time x monty x girls x sex
    男生 = 時間 x 金錢 x 女生 x 性
    
   
Girl = sex = evil
    女生 = 性 = 邪惡
  
   
 Men = money x money x evil x evil
    男生 = 金錢 x 金錢 x 邪惡 x 邪惡
           
           
= (money)2 x (evil)2
            = 金錢的二次方 x 邪惡的二次方
                  
           
= evil x (evil)2
            = 邪惡 x 邪惡的二次方
            
           
= (evil)3 => Men are worse than evil
            = 邪惡的三次方 =>男生比邪惡更糟
    
   
=> Men are worse than girls
    => 男生比女生糟糕

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迪兒
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天吶!
2007/10/01 09:56

我以為是數學~

如果是說男人很邪惡

我舉10隻手(跟章魚借8隻)讚成

^_______^~~~呵呵


有能力活著愛人就是幸福

2Q
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反正重點不是數學...
2007/03/09 09:16

 

只是讓女人出出氣

男人~就是#%$#@...哈哈!

 

 
 


sabina~
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數學真好~~
2007/03/06 16:04
我可能一輩子都推算不出來,但我相信答案一定是正確ㄉ啦!!

2Q
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我建議妳copy一份
2007/01/26 08:37

 
 以後如果男生嫌妳愛花錢,
 又覺得妳佔用他太多時間,
 別跟他囉唆,直接拿給他看!
 


 ♀小燕愛大兔子
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:)
2007/01/25 15:41

我喜歡這個證明題

有了這個證明題

男生是壞蛋就是真理了:D


               謝謝你

2Q
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安啦!
2007/01/17 20:52

 

妳不用面對,只要躲到小豬後面...讓他擋囉!

 


未央歌
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說得好!
2007/01/15 14:23

男生比邪惡更糟,哈,說得好!但是更喜歡男人比女人糟糕!

(偶這樣說,全世界有一半人口要扁使偶了~~)



2Q
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Gotcha!
2006/12/27 23:40

To 稀有動物

First of all, thanks for your reply, and I totally agree with you!

This question is just for fun.
I never think that it will get such a great reply from you.
Please don't put yourself into the Alzheimer's place.
You're really a wise man.

                                               Best Wishes & Happy New Year


稀有動物--稀有的 隨想隨寫--母愛篇
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I will try my best to explain...
2006/12/23 07:22
To 2Q

First off, thanks for keeping me sharp and preventing Alzheimer’s with your profound questions.

Intelligence is something that’s very difficult to measure.
What one person views as common sense another may think preposterous due to age, social background and many other factors.

First of all, not every male or female have the same IQ and EQ.
We often hear of the studies which show that girls perform better in school than boys. What the media fails to say is that this occurs throughout elementary and secondary school, but male academic performance increases and surpasses that of females usually by tertiary education. Then again, academic performance cannot be said to be a perfect measure of intelligence.

Furthermore, nature is fair in that everyone excels at different skills. For example, autistic individuals cannot take care of themselves yet may possess skills in certain areas, such as math or technology, well beyond normal standards. (As shown in the movie the Rain-man)

The intelligence of the male gender, like the Americans and blondes, is commonly subjected to jokes by pop culture and the media today, yet we have to remember that this is merely in jest. So I hope you will take this into consideration and judge the intelligence of the males in your life less harshly.

So here ends my random ramblings. Everyone is subjected to his own opinions; so if yours differ from mine, please don’t take my words too seriously.

Merry Christmas

2Q
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攪局也得把話講清楚
2006/12/23 02:03
I wonder what you guys depend on? 
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