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試譯一則笑話: 說話的顺序
2016/05/09 15:58:59瀏覽329|回應0|推薦8

说话的顺序特别重要

Speaking in appropriate order is particularly important.

 

如果你说一个女大学生晚上去夜总会陪酒,听起来感觉就不太好,可如果你说一个夜总会小姐白天坚持去大学听课,就满满的正能量了

Supposed you say a college girl moonlights in a night club, entertaining drinkers, that would engender some negative impression from others towards her.  However, if you said a bar girl insists going to college during daytime, that would sound like she is a girl with full positive capacity.   

 

所以说话的时候,顺序特别重要

Therefore, appropriate order in speaking of something is very important. 

 

小和尚问师傅:师傅,我可以念经的时候抽烟吗?师傅怒答曰:不可

A young monk asked his master, "Master, may I smoke when I am chanting sutra?" "No way!", the master rebuked angrily. 

 

小和尚又问:那我在抽烟的时候念经呢?师傅听了很高兴

The young monk asked again that how about chanting sutra while smoking.  The question delighted his master. 

 

我想和你一起睡觉是流氓,我想和你一起起床是徐志摩。顺序真的很重要

If I say I want to sleep with you,then I am a lecher for sure.  But if I say with you I want to get up from bed together, then I am a romantic poet.  Well, the sequence really matters!  

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