哈哈!  I suppose you will agree with me that the reason you got off the Titanic first was not because you moved fast or acted smart….. (呵呵!)  Nevertheless, I am convinced that women are hands-down the better of the two genders.  Some experts have predicted (citing observation of the reproduction of some “fish”!) that the human male gender is headed for extinction.  That will be a very saaa...d day!

p.s.  Sorry, didn't mean to divert the thrust of your article.  

The title reminded me of 最佳男主角, a popular Taiwanese oldie (even though my Taiwanese still has quite a bit of room for improvement).  Apparently, being 最佳女主角 is far more glorious than being the male counterpart…… (呵呵!)