川普入白宮，不亦樂乎

1、川普入白宮，不亦樂乎；

2、川普入白宮，做不好的黨就換黨做，做不好的人就換人做，不亦樂乎；

3、川普入白宮，讓隱身的選民現身，增加了投票率，刺激了參與度，不亦樂乎；

4、川普入白宮，幾家歡樂幾家愁，幾國歡樂幾國愁，不亦樂乎；

5、川普入白宮，素人從政，新人新氣象，大嘴大擔當，不亦樂乎；

6、川普入白宮，讓美國再次偉大(Make America Great Again)，不亦樂乎；

7、川普入白宮，實話要比謊話多，不亦樂乎；

8、川普入白宮，變不可能為可能，不亦樂乎；

9、川普入白宮，胡言亂語大勝花言騙語，不亦樂乎；

10、川普入白宮，打了言論自由卻胡謅亂編的主流媒體許多計大耳光，不亦樂乎；

11、川普入白宮，打了眾多民調機構多計大耳光，不亦樂乎；

12、川普入白宮，讓專家眼鏡碎一地，增加眼鏡業的經濟，不亦樂乎；

13、川普入白宮，敢想、敢說、敢罵、敢嗆、敢辣、敢創新、敢反骨、敢開除人(You are fired)，不亦樂乎；

14、川普入白宮，膚白貌美腿長的漂亮女兒們常上鏡頭，讓人民、世界暫忘政治醜臭，不亦樂乎；

15、川普入白宮，繼續招募貌美的暑期工讀女實習生，不亦樂乎；

16、川普入白宮，美國逐步從世界各地撤軍，減少在世界各地興風作浪，不亦樂乎。

川普（Donald Trump）‧‧‧

一年多前很少有人料想到他會參選，結果他參選了；

沒人預測他能獲得多少民意支持，結果他獲得了；

沒有幾個共和黨人覺得他能贏得黨內初選，結果他贏了；

沒人預料他能獲得共和黨候選人提名，結果他獲得了；

絕大多數主流媒體和民調機構都說他贏不了總統大選，同黨大咖也不支持他，結果他贏了。

一路被打壓，一路被扭曲，一路不被看好，一路不被重視，最後逆轉勝，如今他成功地當選美國第45任總統(候任總統)。

如果他讓政治精英、選舉專家測得準，他就不是川普；

他是個令人測不準的一代裊雄。

川普總統未來四年會怎麼做？

會做得更好、或做得更壞？

哪裡更好、或哪裡更壞？

對誰更好、或對誰更壞？

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別預測，因為很少人預測得到，

若被您預測得到，就不是川普了！

話說選舉前，95歲的董美人就問我要選誰，我回，還不確定，選舉當天才會決定。董美人說，一位是騙子、一位是瘋子，還真不好決定；身為女人，我應該要投給希拉蕊，但她騙太大⋯我想我可能會投給瘋子。我的一位丘學長也説：「60年代，甘乃迪與尼克森競選總統時，我就評論，是在兩個壞蛋（two evils）間挑選；56年後，我加了個d，今年是在 兩個魔鬼（two devils）間挑選。」

常人是無法精準比較出哪一個魔鬼更可怕的。

[英文演講原文]

　　Thank you. Thank you very much, everyone. Sorry to keep you waiting. Complicated business, complicated. Thank you very much.

　　I've just received a call from secretary Clinton. She congratulated us. It’s about us. On our victory, and I congratulated her and her family on a very, very hard-fought campaign.

　　I mean she fought very hard. Hillary has worked very long and very hard over a long period of time, and we owe her a major debt of gratitude for her service to our country.

　　I mean that very sincerely. Now it is timefor America to bind the wounds of division, have to get together, to all Republicans and Democrats and independents across this nation I say it is time for us to come together as one united people.

　　It is time. I pledge to every citizen of our land that I will be president for all of Americans, and this is so important to me. For those who have chosen not to support me in the past, of which there were a few people, I'm reaching out to you for your guidance and your help so that we can work together and unify our great country. As I've said from the beginning, ours was not a campaign but rather an incredible and great movement, made up of millions of hard-working men and women who love their country and want a better, brighter future for themselves and for their family.

　　It is a movement comprised of Americans from all races, religions, backgrounds and beliefs, who want and expect our government to serve the people, and serve the people it will.

　　Working together we will begin the urgent task of rebuilding our nation and renewing the American dream. I've spent my entire life in business, looking at the untapped potential in projects and in people all over the world.

　　That is now what I want to do for our country. Tremendous potential. I've gotten to know our country so well. Tremendous potential. It is going to be a beautiful thing. Every single American will have the opportunity to realize his or her fullest potential. The forgotten men and women of our country will be forgotten no longer.

　　We are going to fix our inner cities and rebuild our highways, bridges, tunnels, airports, schools, hospitals. We're going to rebuild our infrastructure, which will become, by the way, second to none, and we will put millions of our people to work as we rebuild it. We will also finally take care of our great veterans who have been so loyal, and I've gotten to know so many over this 18-month journey.

　　The time I've spent with them during this campaign has been among my greatest honors.

　　Our veterans are incredible people. We will embark upon a project of national growth and renewal. I will harness the creative talents of our people and we will call upon the best and brightest to leverage their tremendous talent for the benefit of all. It is going to happen. We have a great economic plan. We will double our growth and have the strongest economy anywhere in the world. At the same time we will get along with all other nations, willing to get along with us. We will be. We will have great relationships. We expect to have great, great relationships. No dream is too big, no challenge is too great. Nothing we want for our future is beyond our reach.

　　America will no longer settle for anything less than the best. We must reclaim our country's destiny and dream big and bold and daring. We have to do that. We're going to dream of things for our country, and beautiful things and successful things once again.

　　I want to tell the world community that while we will always put America's interests first, we will deal fairly with everyone, with everyone.

　　All people and all other nations. We will seek common ground, not hostility, partnership, not conflict. And now I would like to take this moment to thank some of the people who really helped me with this, what they are calling tonight a very, very historic victory.

　　First I want to thank my parents, who I know are looking down on me right now. Great people. I've learned so much from them. They were wonderful in every regard. They are truly great parents. I also want to thank my sisters, Marianne and Elizabeth who are here with us tonight. Where are they? They're here someplace. They're very shy actually.

　　And my brother Robert, my great friend. Where is Robert? Where is Robert?

　　My brother Robert, and they should be on this stage but that's okay. They're great.

　　And also my late brother Fred, great guy. Fantastic guy. Fantastic family. I was very lucky.

　　Great brothers, sisters, great, unbelievable parents. To Melania and Don and Ivanka and Eric and Tiffany and Barron, I love you and I thank you, and especially for putting up with all of those hours. This was tough.

　　This was tough. This political stuff is nasty and it is tough. So I want to thank my family very much. Really fantastic. Thank you all. Thank you all. Lara, unbelievable job. Unbelievable. Vanessa, thank you. Thank you very much. What a great group.

　　You've all given me such incredible support, and I will tell you that we have a large group of people. You know, they kept saying we have a small staff. Not so small. Look at all of the people that we have. Look at all of these people.

　　And Kellyanne and Chris and Rudy and Steve and David. We have got tremendously talented people up here, and I want to tell you it's been very, very special.

　　I want to give a very special thanks to our former mayor, Rudy Giuliani. He's unbelievable. Unbelievable. He traveled with us and he went through meetings, and Rudy never changes. Where is Rudy. Where is he?

　　[Chanting "Rudy"]

　　Gov. Chris Christie, folks, wasunbelievable. Thank you, Chris. The first man, first senator, first major, major politician — let me tell you, he is highly respected in Washington because he is as smart as you get, senator Jeff sessions. Where is Jeff? A great man. Another great man, very tough competitor. He was not easy. He was not easy. Who is that? Is that the mayor that showed up? Is that Rudy?

　　Up here. Really a friend to me, but I'll tell you, I got to know him as a competitor because he was one of the folks that was negotiating to go against those Democrats, Dr. Ben Carson. Where's been? Where is Ben? By the way, Mike Huckabee is here someplace, and he is fantastic. Mike and his familiar bring Sarah, thank you very much. Gen. Mike Flynn. Where is Mike? And Gen. Kellogg. We have over 200 generals and admirals that have endorsed our campaign and there are special people. We have 22 congressional medal of honor people. A very special person who, believe me, I read reports that I wasn't getting along with him. I never had a bad second with him. He's an unbelievable star. He is -- that's right, how did you possibly guess? Let me tell you about Reince. I've said Reince. I know it. I know it. Look at all of those people over there. I know it, Reince is a superstar. I said, they can't call you a superstar, Reince, unless we win it. Like secretariat. He would not have that bust at the track at Belmont.

　　Reince is really a star and he is the hardest working guy and in a certain way I did this. Reince, come up here. Get over here, Reince.

　　Boy, oh, boy, oh, boy. It's about time you did this right. My god. Nah, come here. Say something.

　　[Reince Priebus: Ladies and gentlemen, the next president of the united States, Donald Trump! Thank you. It's been an honor. God bless. Thank God.]

　　Amazing guy. Our partnership with the RNC was so important to the success and what we've done, so I also have to say, I've gotten to know some incredible people.

　　The Secret Service people. They're tough and they're smart and they're sharp and I don't want to mess around with them, I can tell you. And when I want to go and wave to a big group of people and they rip me down and put me back down in the seat, but they are fantastic people so I want to thank the Secret Service.

　　And law enforcement in New York City, they're here tonight. These are spectacular people, sometimes underappreciated unfortunately, we appreciate them. So it's been what they call an historic event, but to be really historic, we have to do a great job and I promise you that I will not let you down. We will do a great job. We will do a great job. I look very much forward to being your president and hopefully at the end of two years or three years or four years or maybe even eight years you will say so many of you worked so hard for us, you will say that — you will say that—that was something that you were — really were— very proud to do and I can — thank you very much—and I can only say that while the campaign is over, our work on this movement is now really just beginning. We're going to get to work immediately for the American people and we're going to be doing a job that hopefully you will be so proud of your president. You will be so proud. Again, it's my honor.

　　It's an amazing evening. It's been an amazing two-year period and I love this country. Thank you.

　　Thank you very much. Thank you to Mike Pence.​