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媽咪在網路上看到一則

"46 Reasons My Three Year Old Might be Freaking Out"的記實

引來一群爸爸 媽媽 爺爺 奶奶的共鳴

情節如下 :

His sock is on wrong.

His lip tastes salty.

His shirt has a tag on it.

The car seat is weird.

He’s hungry, but can’t remember the word “hungry.”

Someone touched his knee.

He’s not allowed in the oven.

I picked out the wrong pants.

His brother looked at him.

His brother didn’t look at him.

His hair is heavy.

We don’t understand what he said.

He doesn’t want to get out of the car.

He wants to get out of the car by himself.

The iPad has a password.

His sleeve is touching his thumb.

He doesn’t understand how popsicles are made.

The inside of his nose stinks.

Chicken is gross.

A balloon he got six months ago is missing.

A puzzle piece won’t fit in upside down.

I gave him the wrong blue crayon.

The gummi vitamin is too firm.

Netflix is slow.

He jumped off the sofa and we weren’t watching.

He’s not allowed to touch fire.

Everything is wrong with his coat.

There’s a dog within a 70 mile radius.

A shoe should fit either foot.

I asked him a question.

His brother is talking.

He can’t lift a pumpkin.

He can’t have my keys.

The cat is in his way.

The cat won’t let him touch its eyeball.

The inside of his cheek feels rough.

Things take too long to cook.

He has too much food in his mouth.

He sneezed.

He doesn’t know how to type.

The DustBuster is going to eat him.

His mom is taking a shower.

Someone knocked over his tower.

He got powdered sugar on his pants.

The yogurt won’t stay on his spoon.

EVERYTHING IS TOO HOT.

看起來這小傢伙是個怪咖

但是 媽咪卻說

這通通和小 Parker 我日常行徑一個樣

連我阿嬤都說

我媽咪和舅舅三歲時

也都像外太空來的非非人類

難道 三歲娃是 ~~" Bumbler" ~~

才怪!!!!!

看看

Parker, 我三歲 ~~

真的有那麼難纏嗎!?

 

 

 

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Parker
2013/03/05 06:20
好可愛的童工呦 三歲就可看出來 將來會是會做家務的新好男人
Bundy(bundy) 於 2013-03-17 18:42 回覆:

嘻嘻!!

這可是地道的新新人類厚!


JKTsai 老鼠嫁女兒
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三歲的Parker世界
2013/03/04 12:39

呵呵,阿嬤忘記或不懂啦!

生日快樂!


Bundy(bundy) 於 2013-03-17 18:47 回覆:

說的是!

Parker 的三歲孩世界

多有趣呀

成長中的懵懂!!


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好玩
2013/03/04 04:18
三歲更好玩,生日快樂喔。
Bundy(bundy) 於 2013-03-17 18:50 回覆:

Uncle James 最懂我們三歲娃的心

好玩

就是要好玩!