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2008/02/21 16:46:16瀏覽763|回應0|推薦29
英國人的幽默.....很多都很黑色....
http://www.midlandsweather.org.uk/jokes-stories/7968-new-lingerie.html


Husband walks into Ann Summers to purchase some see-through lingerie for his wife.

一個老公去情趣店裡想為老婆買件透視內衣

He is shown several possibilities that range from £50 to £150 in price, the more see-through, the higher the price.
He opts for the sheerest item, pays the £150 and takes the lingerie home.

店員拿出一些價格從50到150英鎊不等款式的內衣,越透明的越貴. 他選了最透明的那件內衣,付了150英鎊將它買回家.

He presents it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs, put it on and model It for him.

他秀給老婆看後,請老婆到樓上換給他看....

Upstairs, the wife thinks, "I have an idea. It's so see-through that it might as well be nothing. I'll not put it on, do the modelling naked and return it tomorrow and get a £150 refund for myself".

So she appears naked at the top of the stairs and strikes a pose.

到了樓上換衣服的老婆心想,這麼透明的東西,穿了跟沒有穿差不多...動了念頭, 不如不穿它,全身光秀給老公看看...明天把這件透明的內衣再拿回店裡去退個150英鎊來犒賞自己豈不美妙矣?

結果,她就光溜溜地了站在樓梯頂端,擺個姿勢給老公欣賞....


The husband says, "My God! It wasn't that creased in the shop".


老公看了驚呼...."我的老天爺! 這件內衣在店裡頭可沒有那麼地皺啊!"

.............................

His funeral is on Thursday
這位老公的喪禮是禮拜四舉行....
( 休閒生活笑話 )

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